It's hard to be honest with yourself. So at the most dire need of self-honesty, you'll probably notice that you tend to be more openly honest about what other people need.
"You really need to stop being lazy," you say to your boyfriend;
"Honestly, you're going to end up a cat lady if you don't start getting out soon," you say to your best friend;
"You ate HOW MANY cookies for breakfast?" you ask your nephew ---
When the whole time you know you need to be wearing these pearls of wisdom around your own fat lazy neck.
It's just too tight.
They fit a year ago. Man, what happened? And didn't I tell my friends to NEVER let me get this fat?! Damn friends.
There I go, blaming others again.
Yes, it's my fault. Even now, instead of writing this, I could be doing something about it. But this is what I resort to, that is why my fingers are so skinny.

I can't possibly be a fashionista. I've given up now. I must resort to Target's maternity section. They have some cute things! Seriously! I got this denim skirt - tight in the legs, stretchy in the belly - for only $4! I know, right?!

But it would be so nice to not have to wear a bra.